my ascent into adulthood
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
This literally happened to me this morning.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
*how you will die alone.
this is so fucking accurate holy shit
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
When I was ten, my brother rebroke my arm while it was in a cast.
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